I leave you the best phrases of Cantinflas (1911-1993), considered one of the best Mexican comedians in history, actor and winner of the Golden Globe in 1956. Among his films, the most notable are There is the Detail (1940), The Circus (1943), The atomic fireman (1952), Around the world in eighty days (1956) or Raquel's bolero (1957).
You may also be interested in these funny phrases.
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- Humor is a serious thing and seriousness is something that must be taken with humor.
-The world should laugh more, but after eating.
-I love, you love, he loves, we love, you love, they love. I wish it were not conjugation but reality.
- I have a doubt: is everything very expensive or is that I am poor?
-There are moments in life that are truly momentary.
-No matter how many diplomas, positions or money you have, the way you treat people is what determines your education.
- “To be or not to be” means “I saw you or I didn't see you”.
-If you want to be rich, great and be on top of the world, imagine what you want to be, dedicate yourself to it, be insistent and orderly. Opportunities do not come alone.
-I'm beginning to believe that the perfect person for me is me.
-Why are you complaining today if you can do it tomorrow.
-In an increasingly dehumanized world, it is more difficult for people to laugh.
-There is nothing so respected, neither that honors man more, nor that is superior, than work.
-Work "flat", that God created us beautiful but forgot to make us rich.
-And as Napoleon used to say: He who splits and distributes, gets his Bonaparte.
-I don't suspect anyone, but I mistrust everyone.
-If a sacrifice is needed, I give up my part and take yours.
- Something bad must have the job or the rich would have already monopolized it.
-Artist: name given by many artisans.
-We act like gentlemen or like what we are.
-Here you have me in front of you and you in front of me…. and it is a truth that no one can deny.
-I'm here because I'm nowhere.
-The one who blunders and recognizes his fault, gives proof of his courage, acknowledging his fault.
-There's the detail! Which is neither one nor the other, but quite the opposite.
-The first obligation of every human being is to be happy, the second is to make others happy.
-I do the difficult thing immediately, the impossible took me a little longer.
-Political power is simply the organized power of one class to oppress another.
-Give me another drink, this one with more uranium.
- The underdeveloped countries tend to develop within a natural unwinding because if we do not wind up.
-To your boss orders!
-The one who is free of sin who throws the first tile, was it tile? no no no, well but anyway it freaks out.
-Don't bare it.
-To me all ideas are worthy of respect even if they are idiots.
-On the one hand it is a lot, but on the other it is little.
-When you work in damage control, and you try to keep your client calm…
-You don't stop worrying.
-Democracy, as you see here, according to the English language translated into British, it means demonstration, some say, way, meaning, of course, we are on the right track.
-Moments pass and minutes too… and then even seconds. Then from one second to another, you get a second wind. And then you are so beautiful and I am so in love….
-Even the theory of relativity was not a great revelation….
-When you have dinner with your in-laws, you want to show your knowledge of geopolitics….
-All fools eat bread with sweat, which in addition to being annoying is disgusting. Where is the neatness? Therefore, I do not work. As long as you sweat, I will never work.
- To disappear young!
-If they see something good later, then they discuss it.
-I am not here to tell me, nor am I to tell you….
-Although I am such a chicken, I have more feathers than a rooster and, above all, I have the impulse to do justice and provide the people with what the people need.
-We are in a time, where man, scientifically and technologically… is a giant. But morally… he's small.
-Why do we want cars, if we still walk without shoes? What do we want refrigerators for, if we don't have supplies to put inside them?
-Why do you say you can't if you haven't tried?
-Some laugh at people whose job it is to collect garbage. I think that those people who collect garbage are better than those who throw it away.
-The Lord said goodbye (to Adam and Eve). But before saying goodbye he said to both of them: "You will get food only with your hard work."
-Are you not planning to marry? Well, notice that I rarely get those bad thoughts.
-We live in a violent world, a world in distress, a world where no one believes in anyone, where we lost our authentic faith.
-Here there is no democracy, but a democracy. Because everything turns out perfectly.
-If you like it, why are you sorry?
-Chat without getting to any point. It can also be summarized in expressing yourself with phrases, or words that lack meaning or out of order.
-I want a less uniform but more humane and neutral world for everyone.
-How easy life would be if we did not give importance to the way of life of others.
-Oh sir tell me why you have made me so handsome.
-How can you vote for a system that respects dignity and right after demolishes what is most important of human dignity, which is free thought, suppressing God by decree?
-Sometimes I would like, as you know, what it is to want. But later I remember, not wanting to, that you love yourself without wanting to.
-Are you… aren't you kidding me?
-What happens is that the animals make me very big. -Really? "No wonder you like me so much."
-Don't be afraid, just go, without shame.
-If he chose to be a carpenter he would be a good carpenter; if he chose to be an electrician he would also be a good electrician. I always thought that the overcoming of the job is linked with the overcoming of the complete being.
-Only then, speaking the same language people understand.
-I agree with you that it is necessary to fight for the good of all and for the good of a single person, to fight against poverty and solve the great conflicts of housing, clothing and livelihoods.
-Don't scrub her flat!
-We are going through such an important moment that humanity faces itself.
-Do you really want me to wish you happy saturday? Well, happy Saturday Chatos !!.
-My path is social justice; a flag of equality, and I have only one wish, which is the happiness of all.
-I don't consider myself honest. And from someone who is not honest, you can only hope that he is not. Honestly, it's those who are honest that you have to be careful with, because you can never guess when they will do something exceptionally absurd.
-If a rich man is bad, why is there no one good in this government?
-Do you know what democracy means? Power of the people for the people.