+260 FUNNY QUESTIONS FOR FRIENDS, BOYFRIEND OR SIRI - DUDAS - 2025

I leave you with the best funny questions, ideal for different social situations, such as a meeting with friends, to ask your partner or in a truth or dare game.

Some of the topics of these questions are related to funny facts, personal experiences, hobbies and preferences, fantasies and dreams to be realized, fears, embarrassing facts or truth and lies.

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Funny questions for friends

-When you go to the bathroom to do your belly, do you lower your pants to your ankles, leave them at the height of the knees or do you take them off completely?

-How would you commit the perfect crime?

-Have you ever considered running for president?

-During the apocalypse, would you rather live on your own or in a community?

-Would you rather be able to play all instruments, or be fluent in all languages?

-Would you run naked on a soccer field for a million dollars in the middle of a game, knowing that there is a 50% chance of getting arrested?

-Do you think the aliens are real?

-Which celebrity are you pretending to hate, but actually secretly love?

-What is the first thing you do when you are bored?

-If animals could talk, which of them would be the rudest?

-What would you consider to be the main song of your life?

-If you could make a professional career out of anything in the world, what would it be?

-What conspiracy theory might actually sound like a logical argument?

-Would you rather have a horse the size of a cat, or a cat the size of a mouse?

-If you won an all-paid trip to any destination, where would you go and why?

-If you could choose a lifetime supply of something, what would it be?

-If you were a flavor, what would you be?

-Have you ever tried to make a joke on someone and they ended up turning it over at the moment?

-What is the password for your wireless network?

-If you chose someone to be president of the internet, who would it be and why?

-What is the strangest purchase you have made online?

-What would be the worst that the government could make illegal?

-How long have you gone without waxing your legs?

-If you could go back to your birth and choose your name, what would it be and why?

-If you could buy something material where money was not a problem, what would it be?

-Mention a movie whose plot would change completely by changing, deleting or adding a single letter.

-Which actors would you play your parents in your biopic?

-What song do you consider to be your guilty pleasure?

-What is the best phrase to seduce you know?

-What would you prefer between losing an arm or a leg?

-If you were invisible for 10 minutes from now, what would you do?

-If your pet could talk and say something that completely ruins your image, what would it be?

-Which celebrity would you like to have a friendship with and with which celebrity would you not like to have a friendship and why?

-Which character in a book, movie or series do you identify with and why?

-What is it that you try to avoid doing or letting on in front of other people?

-If they gave you a million dollars, how would you spend it?

-If you were the supreme ruler of the world, who would be your advisor?

-If you could invent a holiday, when would it be and what would it consist of?

-What is the strangest thing someone has said to you on the street?

-If you could only eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would you do?

-If you had to be in the middle of the human centipede, who would you have in front and behind you?

-What's the weirdest thing you've seen in someone's house?

-What is the most ridiculous curious fact you know?

-What three things would you buy in a store to make the cashier turn you to look weird?

-What was the first celebrity that attracted you? Do you still like it?

-What do you like to do when you don't feel like doing anything at all?

-If you were to fart in the middle of a crowd, would you rather it was the loud but odorless type, or the silent but deadly type?

-If you had to choose between never sleeping again or never eating again, what would you choose and why?

-If you could add a word to the dictionary, what would it be and how would it be defined?

-Mention the strongest paranormal experience you've ever had.

-Which movie or television celebrity have you been told you look like?

- They vetoed you from the public library, for what reason would they have done it?

-If you could have a super power, what would it be?

-What is the most important possession you have and why?

-What's the strangest thing you've ever eaten?

-If you were arrested without giving explanations, what would your friends and family assume that you did?

-What is something that everyone looks stupid doing?

-Which would you consider as fun and interesting alternatives to a war?

-What is the most useless talent you have?

-What is the most ridiculous excuse someone has given you for not attending a social engagement or a date?

-What's the funniest joke you know by heart?

-How many chickens do you think it takes to kill a lion?

-If you were famous, what would your stage name be?

-If someone made a movie of your life, what songs would be on the soundtrack?

-Why if the pizzas are round if they come in square boxes?

-If you were a household appliance, what would you be and why?

-Which person do you feel envy? Which is the reason?

-If you could be the best in the world for something, what would it be?

-If you had a parakeet or parrot, what phrase or phrases would you train it to say?

-What do you think is the worst name you could give your child?

-If you could make any of your part removable without any repercussions, what would it be and why?

-Can hot dogs be considered sandwiches?

-If an ambulance runs over or hits someone while transporting someone in the hospital, does it also take that person with it?

-If you were a demon that wanted to invoke with black magic, what would be the five objects that would need to be placed in each of the corners of the pentagram?

-What do you think is a crazy business idea with the potential to be a millionaire if it were possible to make it come true?

-Have you ever burped or farted in front of your partner?

-Have you ever earned something?

-You are now the president, but you can only make changes to benefit the lives of cats in your community, what would you do to support them?

-You have been on an island for a decade and they return you to civilization. They give you the keys to a presidential suite in a 5-star hotel. What do you do first, use the bathroom or sleep in the king size bed?

-What do you consider has been the best excuse for being late that you have used or heard?

-What is your favorite animal?

-What's the funniest name you've ever heard from someone?

-Which thing you usually do would be embarrassing for you if everyone knew about it?

-If you could combine two animals to create a unique animal, what animals would they be and what would the product be?

-What do you think of the pizza with pineapple?

-If you were to die, what would you leave me at this moment in your will?

-Which mythical creature do you think would make the world a better place if it existed?

-If you could choose a day to live it over and over again, what day would it be and why?

-What has been the worst joke you have made to someone?

- Mention a question that you would like to answer, but nobody ever asks you.

-Mention a belief of yours that most people do not have.

-If you could get away with it, how would you kill someone?

-Would you rather eat poop flavored ice cream or ice cream flavored poop?

-If you could make one rule and have everyone follow it for one day, what would it be?

-If a song had to play every time you enter a room, which one would you choose?

-What do you have under your bed?

-Would you rather wear shoes for every second for the rest of your life, or never be able to wear shoes again?

-What is the strangest thing that a guest has done in your house?

-If you could choose to live in the universe of a book, series or movie, what would it be?

-Do you have any secret talents?

-If you suddenly find yourself naked in a stranger's house and someone asks you for explanations, what would you say to justify yourself and avoid getting into trouble?

Funny questions for my boyfriend

-Which famous artist, dead or alive, would you like to meet and what would you ask?

-If you could choose an age at which to stay forever, what would it be?

-If money were not an impediment, where would you live?

-What title would you give to an autobiography of yours?

-How was the worst date you've been on?

-Would you dress as a drag queen for $ 100?

-If you could live forever, what would you do with your life?

-Do you think it's okay for couples to fart in front of each other?

-What's the craziest dream you've ever had?

-What has been the most embarrassing moment of your life?

-What bad habit do you know you have to eliminate, but you don't really want to?

-Who would you hate to see naked?

-If you could be on a reality show, which one would you be on?

-If you had to be a circus artist, which of them would you be?

-If you could only be either smart or happy, which would you choose?

-If you had one day left to live, what would you do?

-What was the most embarrassing message, photo or video you have sent to the wrong recipient?

-Any scene in a movie that scared you as a child without being horror? Which and why?

-What would be more difficult for you to give up, coffee or alcohol?

-If you could do something to me, anything, without me complaining, what would it be?

-If you could be on the cover of a magazine, what would it be?

-Who has been the most famous person you have met and what was he like?

-What is the most inexplicable thing you have ever experienced?

-Will you let me see your browser search history?

-If you could be the president for one day, what would you change about the country?

-Do you have any memory of me that always makes you laugh?

-What is the destination you would most like to go on vacation to?

-If you could bring a fictional character to life, who would it be?

-Have you ever done role play in bed?

-What is the dumbest thing you have cried for?

-Tell me something funny that nobody knows about you.

-If you could go up to a thousand years back in time, what year would you visit?

-Which toy do you wish had never existed? Why?

-If you could get away with committing a crime, without consequence, what would it be?

-If you were heir to a millionaire fortune, what would be the first thing you would do with the money?

-If you could have the power to read my mind, but only if I can read yours too, would you like it to be so?

-If you could dress me, what would you wear me on our next date?

-Have you ever vomited in someone else's car?

-What is the most peculiar scar you have and how did you get it?

-Have you ever been obsessed with something in particular?

-If you had to exchange lives with someone else, who would it be?

-What has been your most shameful sexual experience?

-What's the worst job you've ever had and why?

-What do you like most about the things I do in bed?

-What would you do if you wake up and someone is asleep next to you?

-What is the most sensitive part of your body?

-What was the worst thing you have done as a child and what punishment did you receive?

-What is your worst bad habit?

-Mention once that something has taken your sleep and in the end the concern was for nothing.

-Do you believe in big foot?

-What has been the most painful thing (physically) you have suffered and how would you rate it on a scale of 1 to 10?

-What word would you like people to use to describe you once you die?

-Is there a song that would cause you terror to listen to as a child? Which and why?

What character would you like to be in a movie?

-What is that weirdest thing that makes you?

-Have you ever saved someone's life?

-Have you ever pooped your pants? (does not count as a baby or a very child)

-If you were of the opposite sex for a whole day, what would you do?

-Which country in the world would you never want to visit and why?

-How many times have you ended up sleeping with someone while you have been drunk?

-If you had to go without your phone for a week, what would you miss most about it?

-If you knew that you were a direct descendant of royalty, what would you do?

-Mention something that your parents or friends would warn me about you.

-If you had the ability to change the reality in which we exist, what would you change about it?

-What was your first impression of me? Did you ever find me unpleasant?

-What is your least favorite fast food restaurant and why?

Fun questions to play truth or dare

-Would you rather have had sex with without anyone knowing about it or not have had sex with that person but everyone thought you had?

-Do you recycle your clothes more than two times before washing them?

-What have you regretted doing or not doing in life?

-Mention a post you have made on social networks and which you have regretted.

-Have you ever drank or smoked before reaching the necessary legal age?

-Have you ever had relationships with someone here?

-Have you ever gotten a very loud fart in class or in some other social setting?

-What are your guilty pleasures?

-If someone heard you snoring, could they say that you are too loud?

-If someone offered you a million dollars to break up with your partner, would you do it?

-When you take a bath, what is the first thing you wash?

-Describe how the boy or girl of your dreams would look like?

-If they put you in a madhouse, what would you say to people to prove that you don't belong in there?

-What is the dumbest thing you have said to your partner in private?

-How often do you go to the bathroom to poop?

-How often do you masturbate?

-If you had the power to be invisible, what dirty things would you do?

-Have you ever eaten your snot or your match?

-Of all the people in this room, who would you date?

-What's the weirdest place you've ever had to go to the bathroom?

-Have you ever peed in a pool full of people?

-Do you consider that your genitals are well proportioned and are pleasant for your partners?

-Do you pick your nose?

-Who in this room could you get physically involved with?

-What is your worst and most shameful habit?

-Who do you secretly like?

-What is the worst lie you've ever told and someone believed you?

-What has been your most embarrassing moment in public?

-Have you ever practiced kissing in a mirror?

-Your feet stink?

-What's the stupidest thing you've done in front of a crowd?

-How would you rate your appearance on a scale of 1 to 10?

-Has anyone ever entered the bathroom while you were pooping?

-Have you ever been caught looking at someone's assortment?

-If you had to give up one of the following: brush your teeth or clean your butt, which would you choose?

Which of the things in your search history would you be ashamed of for others to see?

-When was the last time you brushed your teeth?

-How much older (old) could a person be with whom you want to have a romantic relationship?

-Who here has the best ass?

-Have you ever pretended to be sick to get rid of school or work responsibilities?

-How long have you not cut your toenails?

-Do you pee in the shower?

-Have you ever seen your parents have sex?

-When was the last time you bathed?

-Have you ever stolen or spoiled something important to someone just out of envy?

Fun questions to ask Siri

-Hey Siri, can you sing?

-Hey Siri, what do you prefer, an iPhone or a Mac?

-Hey Siri, do you follow the three laws of robotics?

-Hey Siri, are you a robot?

-Hey Siri, which is better: Windows or Mac?

-Hey Siri, why are you vibrating?

-Hey Siri, what if we make a doll?

-Hey Siri, make me laugh!

-Hey Siri, do you know any good riddles?

-Hey Siri, how do I look?

-Hey Siri, testing, testing.

-Hey Siri, what is your favorite color?

-Hey Siri, I'm your father!

-Hey Siri, why did the hen cross the street?

-Hey Siri, how do you spell supercalifragilisticoespialidoso?

-Hey Siri, can you make me a sandwich?

-Hey Siri, are you human?

-Hey Siri, what are you wearing?

-Hey Siri, what are you going to do later?

-Hey Siri, do you have pets?

-Hey Siri, what does Siri mean?

-Hey Siri, can I call you "Jarvis"?

-Hey Siri, tell me a story.

-Hey Siri, do you have a boyfriend?

-Hey Siri, when will the world end?

-Hey Siri, are you on Facebook?

-Hey Siri, what are you afraid of?

-Hey Siri, I'm drunk.

-Hey Siri, can you stop time?

-Hey Siri, how old are you?

-Hey Siri, do these pants make me look fat?

-Hey Siri, what is the best operating system?

-Hey Siri, are you smart?

-Hey Siri, do you believe in God?

-Hey Siri, why am I here?

-Hey Siri, Jon Snow is dead?

-Hey Siri, I'm naked.

-Hey Siri, take me to your leader.

-Hey Siri, what are you made of?

-Hey Siri, what is your favorite movie?

-Hey Siri, where's Elvis Presley?

-Hey Siri, which phone is the best?

-Hey Siri, which came first, the chicken or the egg?

-Hey Siri, which one do I pick, the red pill or the blue pill?

-Hey Siri, what are you dreaming about?

-Hey Siri, what is the meaning of life?

-Hey Siri, how much is zero divided by zero?

Themes of interest

Games for whatsapp.

Challenges for facebook.

Questions for conversation.

Truth or dare questions.

Questions of love.

Interesting questions for men and women.

Uncomfortable questions.

Questions to meet someone.

Yes or no questions.

Questions from me never.

Tricky questions.

Stupid questions to laugh at.

Hot and daring questions.

Questions of what you prefer.

Conversation topics.