- Stupid questions to make you laugh
- Stupid questions to make you think
- Stupid questions for Siri
- Stupid questions for truth or dare
- Stupid flirting questions
- Themes of interest
I leave you with a list of stupid questions that can be used to laugh, to play a game or to take a few moments of the day to reflect on questions that sometimes seem like trivialities.
Have you ever put Siri to the test? Have a fun time putting questions on the table with which you will be surprised. And to flirt? We have also collected some very interesting questions that will awaken the feelings of the person you like.
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Stupid questions to make you laugh
-If the job is so good for us, why do they have to pay us to do it?
-Why are blueberries not blue?
-How can we know if there is a misspelled word in a dictionary?
-Why are they called refried beans? Are they fried twice?
-Why is there no mouse-flavored cat food?
-Why does ice taste like water?
What is the “Baby on board” sign for? Does it help us decide which car not to hit in the event of an accident?
-If light has speed, what is the speed of darkness?
-If we call it friendly fire, shouldn't they be using toy bullets?
-Can blind people see their dreams?
-When night falls, who picks it up?
-Why do mattresses have springs if they are not made to jump?
-If the orange is called orange, why don't we call the lime, yellow, and the lemon, green?
-How long do fish take to swim after eating?
-If all the mail that comes to us we end up throwing it away, why can't the postman just give the letters to the garbage collector and avoid the hassle?
-Why are cigars sold at gas stations if smoking is prohibited there?
-They tell us not to accept sweets from strangers, but on Halloween, they promote it! Why?
-How do you write zero in roman numbers?
-Why does Goofy / Tribilin walk on two legs and Pluto walks on four legs if they are both dogs?
-If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from blackberries?
-Why do children learn math if they can just use calculators like grown-ups?
-If they say that humans evolved from monkeys, why do chimpanzees and monkeys still live among us?
-Why does Donald Duck come out of the shower wearing a towel if he's not really wearing pants?
-How can you say that honesty is the best policy unless you've tried others?
-Why is 11 not pronounced eighteen?
-If you hang a smurf, what color does it turn?
-If Mars had earthquakes, would we call them marsquakes?
-If the Americans throw rice at weddings, do the Chinese throw hamburgers?
-What happens if a mucus freezes inside your nose?
-If time heals all wounds, why don't our navels close?
-Did Noah have woodpeckers in the ark? If so, where would you put them?
-If a person suffering from amnesia is cured, would he remember what he had forgotten?
-Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
-Why do dogs walk in circles before going to bed?
-Are fish thirsty?
- Could it be that they made the word dyslexia difficult on purpose?
-If the CDs were rotated in the opposite direction, would the output sound be reversed?
-Why is it that when we are driving and we are looking for an address, we lower the volume of the stereo?
-Why when we laugh at school, teachers ask us: "Did you find something funny?" Isn't it obvious that something amused us?
-When the meteorologist says: “there is a 50% chance of rain”, does it mean that he has no idea if it will rain or not?
-What do vegetarians feed their dogs?
-Why can't women wear mascara with their mouths closed?
-If you have a gun and you ask someone, “Can I ask you a question?” And this person answers “shoot”, should you shoot them?
-Why is the term to refer to the fear of long words, hypopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia, a long word?
-How can you get off a non-stop flight?
-Why do mattresses always have designs on them if we cover them with sheets, quilts and blankets anyway?
-Why is it that only adults have difficulty opening containers with child-resistant lids?
-If pencil number 2 is the most used, why is it still number 2?
-Why do most people put more effort into their wedding than their marriage?
-Do the Asians send the fist the fork and take the chopsticks?
-If "the sky is the limit", what is all that space on that limit?
-If we eat pasta and then antipasti, would we end up hungry?
-If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made of?
-Why do people say "you have been working like a dog", if the dogs are lying all day?
-If Sunday is supposed to be a day of rest, why do we have to get up and go to mass?
-Why do they call it a "beautifying dream" if you wake up looking like a troll?
-Why do they sterilize the needles they use for lethal injections?
Stupid questions to make you think
-Why do birds rock their heads when they walk?
-If no one buys tickets to a movie, will they still screen it?
-When lightning strikes the sea, why don't all the fish die?
-Can you inflate a balloon under water?
-Why do they charge us extra if we want some extra ingredient in the food we order, but if we take something away, the price does not lower?
-Why do only the tips of your hands and feet wrinkle in the water and no other part does?
-How do you put the air inside the bubble wrap?
-When a person is granted the property right to a piece of land, does the person own this piece of land throughout its depth to the center of the earth?
-If someone disappears without a trace or evidence, how do you know that they are missing?
-Why, if the pizzas are round, do they come in a square box?
-If an ambulance is on the way to save someone and runs over another person, does it stop to help the person who injured it?
-Why does the medication instructions say that “adults” is for ages 12 and up, when in reality adulthood is 18?
-Why doesn't the glue dry inside the bottle?
-Why do we call oranges oranges, if in fact many are yellow?
-Why does the sun lighten our hair tone but darken our skin?
-If eating dessert before your meal ruins your appetite for food, doesn't that mean that eating your food first would ruin your appetite for dessert?
-Why do the gynecologist and urologist leave the room while we undress, if they see us naked anyway?
-Why when we hum and cover our noses does the sound stop? Do people make this sound with their noses or with their mouths?
-If all the nations of the world are in debt, where did all that money go?
-Why is it that when a boy is named after his father they say "junior", but a girl who is named after his mother, is they simply called by his name?
-Why do we use the expression "you eat like a bird" if every day the birds eat their own weight in food?
-If practice makes perfect, but nobody is perfect, then why practice?
-Why is the hour with the slowest traffic called “rush hour”?
-If you are born on February 29, does it mean that your birthday is four times slower than others?
-How important must a person be before his death is considered an assassination instead of a murder?
-Why do people use the expression "I slept like a baby", when in reality babies wake up every two hours?
-Do people who stutter also stutter in their minds when they are thinking?
-Why is there a light in the refrigerator, but not in the freezer?
-Who closes the bus door when the driver gets out?
-Why do we still call shipments shipments if we do them by plane or by land?
-What is the meaning of life?
-Why do most speedometers show speeds of at least 210 kilometers per hour or more if it is illegal to drive at that speed?
-If a packet of gum says it has 10 calories a piece, is that from chewing it or swallowing it?
Stupid questions for Siri
-Hey Siri, when is doomsday?
-Hey Siri, do you love me?
-Hey Siri, how much are you worth?
-Hey Siri, why did Apple make you?
-Hey Siri, are you a Jedi?
-Hey Siri, what is your favorite food?
-Hey Siri, can you travel in time?
-Hey Siri, where does Santa Claus live?
-Hey Siri, do the Magi exist?
-Hey Siri, do you have pets?
-Hey Siri, who is your father?
-Hey Siri, who's your boss?
-Hey Siri, can I give you a kiss?
-Hey Siri, does God exist?
-Hey Siri, what's your mom's name?
-Hey Siri, are you blonde or brunette?
-Hey Siri, do you want to marry me?
-Hey Siri, talk dirty to me!
-Hey Siri, when will hell freeze?
-Hey Siri, who is your favorite person?
-Hey Siri, can you give me a kiss?
-Hey Siri, why are you so boring?
-Hey Siri, do aliens exist?
-Hey Siri, do you agree with me?
-Hey Siri, what should I wear?
-Hey Siri, how can I get to Mordor?
-Hey Siri, can I change your name?
-Hey Siri, are you human?
-Hey Siri, do you smoke?
-Hey Siri, where do I bury a body?
-Hey Siri, why are you a woman?
-Hey Siri, are you sleeping?
-Hey Siri, is there a Santa Claus?
-Hey Siri, can you lend me money?
-Hey Siri, why am I here?
-Hey Siri, do you have kids?
-Hey Siri, rock, paper or scissors?
-Hey Siri, how much is zero divided by zero?
-Hey Siri, are you married?
-Hey Siri, do you watch Game of Thrones?
-Hey Siri, what are you made of?
-Hey Siri, have you fallen in love?
-Hey Siri, can you drive?
-Hey Siri, how much do you weigh?
-Hey Siri, do you want to play a game?
-Hey Siri, do you know phrases to flirt?
-Hey Siri, what are you afraid of?
-Hey Siri, who is the most beautiful of all?
-Hey Siri, is Samsung or Apple better?
-Hey Siri, are you a boy or a girl?
-Hey Siri, what are you wearing?
-Hey Siri, is John Snow dead?
-Hey Siri, what is the Origin movie about?
-Hey Siri, how much do you earn?
-Hey Siri, what do you think about Google Now?
-Hey Siri, can you dance?
-Hey Siri, what are you wearing?
-Hey Siri, where are you?
-Hey Siri, what is your favorite movie?
-Hey Siri, do you have a boyfriend?
-Hey Siri, how old are you?
-Hey Siri, when will the end of the world be?
-Hey Siri, what am I dressing up as on Halloween?
-Hey Siri, who is your creator?
-Hey Siri, what does the fox say?
-Hey Siri, which came first, the chicken or the egg?
-Hey Siri, are you kidding me?
-Hey Siri, can you travel in time?
-Hey Siri, when will the pigs fly?
-Hey Siri, what is the meaning of life?
-Hey Siri, what do you think of death?
-Hey Siri, what is the best phone?
-Hey Siri, what's your problem?
-Hey Siri, what is your favorite animal?
-Hey Siri, what do you want for Christmas?
Stupid questions for truth or dare
-If you could only use one word to curse, which one would you choose?
-If you stayed home alone all day, what would you do?
-If you ran out of toilet paper, would you use the empty cardboard roll to clean yourself?
-Would you stay a year without being able to use your cell phone if they told you that you can marry the person of your dreams?
-Do you sleep with a stuffed toy?
-Would you accept if they offered you 100 euros to pick your nose and eat a snot in public?
-What color of underwear are you wearing right now?
-If you had to choose between being naked, or having your thoughts appear in thought bubbles for everyone to read, which would you choose?
-If you were reborn at this time, in what period would you like to be born?
-Has someone you like ever found out that they liked you and rejected you?
-Have you tried a mucus?
-What has been the longest period of time you have stayed in the bathroom and why?
-Would you rather have a date at a Burger King or a Walmart?
-Have you ever pooped your pants?
-What has been the longest period of time that you have not taken a bath?
-What would you do if you found out that the person you like is vegan, but wears leather shoes?
-Have you ever liked a person at least 10 years older than you?
-Would you trade your dog for a million dollars?
-Have you ever liked your best friend's boyfriend?
-Is it better to use shampoo as soap or to use soap as shampoo?
-If you could only listen to one song for the rest of your life, what would it be?
-What is the most childish thing you still do?
-Do you usually pee in the shower while you clean yourself?
-If you had to passionately kiss a Disney character, what would it be?
-Have you ever seen a movie that you knew you shouldn't?
-How many hot cakes has been the biggest record you have eaten at once?
-If you were traveling and you forgot your underwear, would you wear your best friend's?
-How many times have you thought about leaving school / work and becoming a stripper?
-If you had nine lives, what would you do at this moment that at another time you did not dare?
-Would you rather not take a bath for a month, or eat the same food for a whole month?
-If you could eat anything without gaining weight, what food would you choose?
-Have you ever farted and blamed someone else?
-If you could marry any celebrity, who would you do it with?
-If you wanted to be intimate with someone at school, where would you do it?
-If you had to choose between losing your genitals forever or gaining 100 kilos, what would you choose?
-Have you ever picked something up off the ground and eaten it?
-If you could choose between never sweating or never having to use the bathroom again for the rest of your life, which would you choose?
-Have you farted in an elevator?
-Do you usually lick the leftover food from your plate?
-Do you dance when you are alone?
-If you could make a joke on someone without anyone knowing, who would it be and what would you do?
Stupid flirting questions
-In addition to being sexy, what do you do?
- Did it hurt to have fallen from the sky?
-Excuse me, miss, could you give me the time? I could check my watch, but I can't really take my eyes off her.
-Are you a dictionary? Because you define the meaning of my life.
-Could you give me a picture of you to show Santa what I want for Christmas?
-I am not a mathematician, but I have been told that I am good with numbers. How about you give me yours to test me?
-Do you have a map? Cause I keep losing myself in your eyes
-Do you love me for being beautiful, or am I beautiful because you love me?
-Hi, can I follow you home tonight? My mom always told me to follow my dreams.
-Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
-Kiss me if I'm wrong, dinosaurs still exist, right?
-Fuck me if I'm wrong, haven't we met before?
-I'm lost. Can you give me directions to reach your heart?
-How can you be so sad if you are so beautiful?
"Are you going to kiss me or am I just going to have to lie to my diary?"
-Do you have a twin sister? If not, then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world.
-You know what I did last night? Look at the stars and count as many stars there were in the sky as reasons to love you.
-Would you touch my arm so I can tell my friends that I was touched by an angel?
-My friends said that I would not be able to start a conversation with the sexiest person in the bar. Would you like to buy some drinks with your money?
-Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the slower time seems to go by.
-Excuse me, were you talking to me? Not? Would you like to do it?
-Is your father an alien? Because on planet Earth there is no one like you.
-I'm sorry I wasn't part of your past, would you let me make it up to you by being part of your future?
-It seems I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
-It's clear that you're cold. Would you like to use me as a blanket?
-How was heaven when you left?
-Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.
-Are you a camera? Because when I see you, I smile.
-Are you a sorceress? Because when I see you you make everyone disappear.
- Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been looking for.
-Do you remember me? Oh no, that's right, we've only met in my dreams!
-You're religious? Because you are the answer to all my prayers.
-Are you a loan? Because you certainly have my interest.
-I'm new in the city. Could you give me directions to get to your apartment?
-You have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future.
-Have you just come out of the oven? Because you are on fire.
-You are lost? Because heaven is very far from here.
"They say nothing lasts forever, so would you be my nothing?"
-Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
- By any chance you don't have an extra heart out there? You stole mine from me!
-Do you believe in love at first sight or do I pass through here again?
Themes of interest
Games for whatsapp.
Challenges for facebook.
Questions for conversation.
Truth or dare questions.
Questions of love.
Interesting questions for men and women.
Uncomfortable questions.
Funny questions.
Questions to meet someone.
Yes or no questions.
Questions from me never.
Tricky questions.
Hot and daring questions.
Questions of what you prefer.
Conversation topics.