I leave you the best phrases of Barney Stinson, the charismatic character from the famous series known as How I met your mother in Spain and How I met your mother in Latin America.
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- Guys, great news! I'm the new leader of the band!
- Lesson number one: remove that beard, it does not go well with your suit. Lesson two: get a suit. The costumes are great.
- Put on a suit, Mr. Mosmeb.
- I wear suits and I'm amazing.
- I was not always as amazing as I am today.
- My life is the best. Money, women, sex. These are tears of joy.
- You're going to miss a lot of amazing things. You will be at home with the baby while I will be on the street astonishing everyone.
- I am amazing.
- Diamond suit.
- I never imagined that tonight would be so Amazing
- It was so amazing that the coach told me to quit because it wasn't fair to the other kids.
- In the place where my shame should be there is another layer of wonder. A true story.
- Every time I start to feel sad, I stop being sad and start feeling amazing. A true story.
- It wasn't me, it was the universe.
- Please don't slap me, I don't want to be slapped again.
- This will definitely go on my blog.
- We go out in search of one thing but we find another.
- I feel so flattered. You have been reading my blog.
- The only reason to wait 1 month to have sex is if the girl is 17 years and 11 months old.
- Think of me as a Yoda. Only instead of being small and green, I wear suits and I'm amazing. I'm your Bro, I'm your Broda!
- I've been Ted's best friend for seven years. Feel years!
- I am your best friend. I am the most important person in your life.
- Oh, you really are Ted's best friend. And me too, it's a draw!
- I thought I was your best friend. Ted, say I'm your best friend.
- As your best friend I want to propose that we play a game that I call Hey! Do you know Ted?
- Do you like magic?
- Do you want to see a magic trick?
- Canada, you did it again. Why? Why do we let you remain a country?
- Every year I bring a second costume to the carnival in case I screw it up with a hot girl. That way, I have another chance to make a good impression.
- Daddy is home
- Who is your daddy?
- What's new?!
- God, it's me, Barney. What's new?! I know we don't talk much, but a lot of girls say your name because of me. Because I am amazing.
- You can't call her. You have to wait three days before you can call a woman. That is the rule.
- I don't speak the language "I never get to sleep with the girl"
- Jesus invented the three-day rule and it was amazing. If he had revived the first day many people would not even have believed that he died.
- Do you judge a human being by a simple superficial characteristic? That is racism and I don't drink with racists.
- We should buy a bar.
- Lasers fight tomorrow morning.
- You're talking to the 2011 laser fighting champion.
- Challenge accepted.
- Nobody, that is, nobody could get to sleep with a girl if he dresses in this… Challenge accepted!
- Guys, I have some very bad news. I, Barney Stinson, can't get to sleep with a girl when I talk like a boy. Challenge not met.
- Challenge completed.
"Whichever girl I'm targeting right now, that's the one I'm taking to my apartment tonight."
- Barney Stinson is back on the market. Mothers, mark your daughters and put on your chastity belts.
- Why does this happen to me? No, it is not karma. She is working as a nudist in Las Vegas, plus we get along.
- Barney Stinson has to do what is right for Barney Stinson's penis.
- The book contains each and every one of the strategies, lies, list of resources and any other method that I use and have ever used to get to sleep with a girl.
- I'm sorry to tell you this but your husband and wife are having an affair together. I have a list of all the things they do to satisfy themselves in bed. Hopefully there was a way to pay them in the same currency for everything they do to us.
- Trust me, this is going to be legendary.
- This is going to be LEGEN - wait - DARIO! LEGENDARY!
- Now we are going to go in there and tell you the story of how we beat these guys, everyone will believe the story and they will all sleep with me again. It's going to be legendary!
- And that's why nothing and no one, not even God is going to interfere with this night being LEGEN - wait - DARIA LEGENDARY!
- Make every night Legendary!
- How do you prevent a girl from becoming your girlfriend? Simple: using the same rules that are used to take care of gremlins. One: don't let them get wet, that is, don't let them bathe in your house. Two: don't let the sunlight give them. I never see a girl during the day. And three: don't feed them after midnight. I never let a girl stay at my house for breakfast.
- Marshal, now that Robin and I are together I have learned a lot by watching you. You are a terrible couple.
- And then I left. 100% effective, they can't fight you if you're not there. It is what Gandhi does.
- There are so many things that can be done with the human mouth, why waste time talking?
- I think I'm in the mood for small breasts tonight.
- Which of all these girls do you think seems the silliest?
- Ted let me be clear, that girl is poison and you need to get her out of your life forever!
- I never take bad photos, I never have and never will.
- It is physically impossible for me to take a bad photo. I don't know why, ask God.
- No, no, no, no, let me tell it! It's my story.
- People don't like to find out that they lied to them, because if they find out, then they will only have a story that was beautiful and was ruined by the truth.
- 31! I was happy, I was really happy thinking that I had slept with a 28 year old girl who had unresolved problems with daddy.
- So I was doing it with this Portuguese contortionist and I swear to you there was a moment when he was on me and under me at the same time. Up and down give me those five!
- Ok, let's do this. I stay with her until she turns forty and you have her the rest of the time.
- You don't leave me a choice… if you dare to have a girl, then the day she turns 18 BANG!
- Guys, we're forgetting what's really important here: Ted dyes himself blonde.
- Wow Ted! I'm so happy for you. Sorry. Happy not to be you.
- Ladies and gentlemen, MacLarens Bar has hired a hot bar tender.
- Friends, I have been with many women in my day. Teachers, poets, doctors, professional equestrians, beginning equestrian… a butcher, a baker, a candle maker, a map calibrator, a tax advisor, a wedding consultant… a puppeteer, a bookmaker, a hostel manager…
- It is a truth that you cannot deny, nothing suits me as well as a suit.
- Did you end up with a porn star? Friendship ended FRIENDSHIP ENDED!
- Fish and girls have something in common. They are both attracted to shiny objects. You never read my blog, right?
- Come on, don't hate the player, hate the game.
- I'm tired of all that business of seeing each other at the bar, the one-night stand. I'm looking for my soulmate, someone I can love and cuddle with… at least that's what my profile says.