I leave you the best phrases of SpongeBob and his friends Patrick, Crab Doctor, Squidward, Plankton, Sandy and limpet boy. It is a television series for children and adults released in 1999, rated by Times magazine as one of the best programs in history.
You may also be interested in these phrases from The Simpsons.
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-It's no secret that the best thing about a secret is to secretly tell someone about your secret. So you add another secret to his secret collection of secrets, secretly.-Spongebob.
-Do you smell it? That smell, the kind of smelly smell. It is an odorous smell that smells.. odorous.-Mr. Krabs.
-You don't need a driver's license to handle a sandwich.-Spongebob.
-The best time to wear a striped sweater is all times.-Spongebob.
-There was once an ugly barnacle, it was so ugly that they all died, end.-Patricio Estrella.
-What could be better than serving smiles? -Spongebob.
-I am ugly, but I am proud to be ugly.-Spongebob.
-Hey Patricio, I thought of something funnier than the 24, 25! -Spongebob.
-Too bad that SpongeBob is not here to enjoy that SpongeBob is not here.-Squidward.
-Squidward, I used your clarinet to unlock the toilet.-Spongebob.
-Gary, get out of here, can't you see I'm trying to forget you? -Spongebob.
-Remember, licking door knobs is illegal on other planets.-Spongebob.
-It's over! You lost the privilege of having a brain! -Plankton.
-You'll never guess what I found in my socks last night. Let's go! Guess! -Spongebob.
-Have you not heard SpongeBob? The good guys finish last. Only bold people rule the world! -Plankton.
-The mermaid man, always alert, trained himself to sleep with his eyes open.-SpongeBob.
-I only have 364 days and nine years left to exchange this concrete tomb for a multi-story transatlantic cruise.-Squidward.
-One day and 2,528 more left! That's almost four years without SpongeBob! I'm going to enjoy this! Poppy Puff.
-The work is not as easy as it seems. Sometimes I have to move the television antenna, sometimes I lose the remote control and other times my butt itches a lot.-Patricio Estrella.
-Why was the eleven-year-old boy unable to enter the new pirate movie? Because it was Arrr classification (R in English, only for those over 18).- Squidward.
-Listen Bob steals Sponge secrets! If you come close to my secret box again, we will not be friends anymore! -Patricio Estrella.
-Oh come on Crab, SpongeBob taught us a very valuable lesson, how to fall out of a plane for example.-Plankton.
-I like my sight a little less yellow if you understand what I'm saying.-Squidward.
-No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument, horse radishes are not an instrument.-Squidward.
-I order the food, you cook and the customer eats it. We do that for 40 years and then we die.-Squidward.
-Dumb people are blessed not to know how stupid they really are.-Patrick Star.
-Patricio, if I had a dollar for each brain that you do not have, I would only have one dollar.-Squidward.
"Who would want to celebrate a day where a fat man invades your house to leave gifts?"
-The internal contents of my mind are a mystery.-Patricio Estrella.
-You must have coral waste in your frontal lobe.-Squidward.
-Remember, if you ever feel lonely, I will be inside you.-Krabby Burger.
"Who wants a krabby burger at three in the morning?"
"They'll never get a penny from me!" Never! I prefer that that worm comes and eats them all alive.-Mr. Krabs.
-The pizza of Mr. Krabs is for you and me and comes free, to your house! -Spongebob.
- Have I ever been right? -Patricio Estrella.
-Get out of my way, there's a man who's going to kick my ass! -Spongebob.
-You see… You can be an open book SpongeBob but I'm a little more complicated.-Patricio Estrella.
-Sponge Bob! Try to fall on the butt, that will reduce the impact.-Sandy Cheeks.
-A poem by Patricio Estrella: roses are blue, violets are red and I have to go to the bathroom.-Patricio Estrella.
-Thank God for the invisible seat belts! -Patricio Estrella.
-I'm building the amusement park not for the kids. I am not interested in children, but their parents' money! -Don Cangrejo.
-Patricio, I have a feeling that you think I'm really stupid.-SpongeBob.
-Now, I have a bad feeling about my wallet.-Mr. Krabs.
-Spongebob, you took my only food, I'll starve! -Patricio Estrella.
-I will catch that worm for you, yes, if you have enough money to pay! -Arenita Cheeks.
-It means that they took over what we thought we believed and make us believe that we believed that the thoughts we have had are thoughts that we believe are what we believed? -Patricio Estrella.
-All the bottom of the sea would be delighted to meet my beautiful daughter.-Mr. Cangrejo
-Well, it may be stupid, but it's also stupid! -Patricio Estrella.
- "Sea bears and fairy tales are real"… That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.-Squidward.
-The next time you see me, this town will be eating in the palm of my hand.-Squidward.
-Wait SpongeBob, we're not cavemen! We have technology.-Patricio Estrella.
-Well, it is not a secret that the best of the secret is secretly telling someone your secret, adding another secret that is secret to your secret collection of secrets… secretly.-Spongebob.
-Do you smell it? That smell, the kind of smelly smell. A smelly smell that smells… smelly.-Patricio Estrella.
-Gary, I'm absorbing your blows like I'm made of some kind of fluffy material.-Spongebob.
-Don Cangrejo you are a very tight-fisted! -Spongebob.
-Will I ever be able to pass the driving test? -Spongebob.
-Dumb people are always more happily dumb than they really thought.-Patrick Star.
-Holographic meat? It's my favorite.-Plankton.
-I think my grandfather was right, you should never run to catch a bus.-Spongebob.
-If I had to die right now in some kind of fire detonation due to a friend's carelessness, well, I guess it would be fine.-Spongebob.
-Move Patricio, I'm claustrophobic! -Squidward.
-Oh, cheer up Squidward, this could all be worse! -Spongebob.
-Spongebob, now you're a man, and it's time for you to act like one.-Patrick Star.
-Goodbye everyone, I'll remember you in therapy.-Plankton.
"Patrick, if your parents see a real fool, they can see how genius you are!"
-Can I be absent for the rest of my life? -Spongebob.
-Spongebob, that hat makes you look like a girl.-Mr. Krabs.
"Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else, Patricio?" Sandy Cheeks.
-If it was you who was calling on the phone, who has been turning the lights on and off? -Spongebob.
-Sometimes we have to go deep inside to solve our problems.-Patricio Estrella.
-We do not need a television as long as we have our own imagination.-Spongebob.
-Hey Patrick, I was coming to invite you to fish jellyfish, but I see that you are very busy.-SpongeBob.
-You know SpongeBob? This is nothing more than a game for you, nothing matters to you!… Let's go jellyfish fishing, we have no work to do! For you, life is a box of expensive nuts! -Patricio Estrella.
-Spongebob, My parents think I need diapers! -Patricio Estrella.
-Today it is Sunday! The kelp crustacean is closed on Sundays. Gosh Gary, I was really looking forward to work! -Spongebob.
-This is where my robots are! All you have to do is make sure none are missing! -Arenita Cheeks.
-Arenita you don't have to worry, your beloved house is in the best hands! -Spongebob.
-Yes! I am also a boy, I am a loony, a dull and a head of chorlito. But most of all I am… A peanut! -Spongebob.
"My sandwich tastes like a fried boot!"
-A white car was left with the lights on.-Patricio Estrella.
-Spongebob, why don't we go fishing for jellyfish? -Patricio Estrella.
-Today is a new day in which I am trapped in this prison full of cholesterol.-Squidward.
-Spongebob you're the scariest neighbor ever! -Squidward.
-They told me that a boy could not do what he wanted to do, but I came to clam city and proved the opposite.-SpongeBob.
-Your music is so great that robots can't stand this level of Rock and Roll! -Plankton.
"I'll actually eat them, I'll see them at dinner!" The ghost pirate.
-A sea bear? You talk about those animals… that they don't exist! -Squidward.
-Don Crab, you have to help me, when you come here at night you will only see that I am a liar and a loser!
-Dad I want to have the best birthday party and give all my friends hamburgers! -Perlita, daughter of Mr. Krabs.
-We did great despite being a couple of idiots! -Spongebob.
-Aren't geniuses those who live in lamps? -Patricio Estrella.
-At this point, nobody says "cool". In the kelp crustacean from now on we will say "coral".- Mr. Cangrejo.
-Can I have everyone's attention? I need to use the bathroom.-Patricio Estrella.
-Good people do not tear off the arms of others.-Spongebob.
-Plankton has 1% evil and 99% hot air.-The computer.
-Who are you calling pinhead? -Patricio Estrella.
-I see that hibernation is the opposite of a beauty break.-Patricio Estrella.
-After all, don't we look evil? -Spongebob.