I leave you the best phrases of the Joker -also known as The Joker-, the famous psychopathic, smiling and sadistic character from Batman comics and movies. He has recently appeared in The Dark Knight (2008) and Suicide Squad (2016).
The Joker or The Joker is a villainous, psychopathic and sadistic character created by Jerry Robinson, Bill Finger and Bob Kane to have a main role as Batman's arch enemy. His first appearance was in the well-known American-origin comics, DC Comics, around the 1940s.
This is a professional criminal with a clown appearance, considered one of the most dangerous murderers in Gotham City. Although he was initially portrayed as a violent sociopath who murdered people for fun, in the 1940s he began to be described as a thief.
That personality continued into the late 1950s and 1960s before the character was re-enacted as a psychopathic, calculating, and unscrupulous.
The Joker / Joker has been responsible for numerous tragedies in Batman's life, including the paralysis of Barbara Gordon (Batgirl / Oracle) and the murders of Jason Todd (the second Robin) and Jim Gordon's second wife, Sarah Essen.
Although The Joker does not possess superhuman abilities, he uses his experience in chemical engineering to develop poisonous or deadly mixtures and chemical weapons, including bombs, cards with sharp points, and acid flowers. In addition, he has great intelligence to commit violent acts, crimes, manipulate and deceive others.
In the 1990s a romance of The Joker was introduced with his former psychiatrist, Harley Quinn, who becomes his criminal partner and partner. Although her main obsession is Batman, she also fights against other heroes such as Superman and Wonder Woman.
In addition to the comics, he has appeared in the 1960 television series Batman, in Tim Burton's Batman - played by Jack Nicholson - in Batman: The Animated Series - played by Mark Hamill -, in The Dark Knight - played by Heath Ledger-, in Suicide Squad -interpreted by Jared Leto- and in other programs of the DC Universe.
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His best phrases
-I can't wait to show you my toys (Suicide Squad, 2016).
-All it takes is a bad day (Batman: The Killing Joke, 2016).
-I suppose I'm going to teach you a lesson so that you can follow in his footsteps. Nah, I'm going to keep hitting you (Batman: Under the Red Hood, 2010).
-Introduce a little anarchy, alter the established order, and everything turns into chaos. I am an agent of chaos (The Dark Knight, 2008).
-Kill you? I do not want to kill you! What would I do without you? Go back to the mob traders? No, no, you… you complete me (The Dark Knight, 2008).
-Why so serious? (The Dark Knight, 2008).
-Come on Mcguinness, laugh now! (Batman Beyond: The Return of the Joker, 2002).
-Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? (Batman, 1989).
-Give a man a mask and his true personality will come out.
-A man with nothing to fear is a man with nothing to love.
-We stopped checking that there were monsters under the bed, when we realized that they were inside us.
-I know very well that the universe does not make sense.
-If I weren't crazy, I'd like to be!
-You're just a kid in a suit, crying for mom and dad. It would be funny if you weren't so pathetic. What the heck, I'm going to laugh anyway. (To Batman).
-Smile, because you confuse people. Smile, because it's easier than explaining what's killing you inside.
-As you know, insanity is like gravity, all you need is a little push.
-No one panics when things go according to plan. Even if the plan is horrible.
-You can no longer trust anyone, if you want to do something you have to do it yourself.
-You always have to have an ace up your sleeve, mine is Harvey.
-If you're good at something, never do it for free.
-Let's put a smile on that face.
-What doesn't kill you just makes you weirder.
-Don't talk like one of them. You are not one of them! Even if you wanted to be, to them, you are a monster, just like me! (to Batman)
- Insanity enough? Enough? And how is madness measured?
-True love means finding someone whose demons play well with yours.
-Do you know that you remind me of my father? I hated my father!
-You just can't let me go can you? This is what happens when an unstoppable force encounters a stationary object.
-The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules!
-I'm not a monster. I'm only one step ahead.
-I am a man of simple tastes. I like dynamite and gunpowder… and gasoline! Do you know what all these things have in common? They are cheap!
-You'll see, I'll show you that when things go wrong, even civilized people could eat each other.
-You know what? Let me know when you start to take things a little more seriously.
-Let's go back in time. A year ago, these policemen and lawyers would not dare to look at any of you. I mean, what happened? Did you drop your balls? Hmm.
-Never start with the head, the victim begins to see blurred.
-Those crazy people from the mafia want you to leave so they can go back to the way things were. But I know the truth, there is no going back. Things have changed… forever.
-Sometimes you have to break a rule to know the truth.
-This city deserves a better crime class and I'm going to give it to you. Tell your men they work for me now. This is my city.
-Why don't we cut you into little pieces and feed your little dogs? Hmm? And then we'll see how loyal a hungry dog is.
-Do I really look like a guy with a plan? Do you already know what I am? I am a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't even know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just do things.
-I just did what I do best. I took your plan and changed everything. Look what I did to this city with a few gas drums and a couple of bullets.
-If I tell the press tomorrow that a gang group is going to start shooting, or that a truck full of soldiers is going to blow up, no one panics, because it is all part of the plan. But if I told you, the old mayor is going to die, fine, then everyone loses their minds!
-We really must stop fighting, we're going to miss the fireworks!
-And I thought my jokes were bad.
-If life seems so bad, don't rebel. Just go crazy!
-And now I see everything funny. I am always smiling!
-Observe their morality and ethics. Everything is a sham!
-Maybe he looks like an idiot, and talks and acts like an idiot. But don't be fooled. He's a total jerk!
-If I'm better than you, I know that, and I'm totally crazy… What does that make you?
-They are only as good as the world allows them to be.
-You are full of principles, and still you think they will save you.
-You have nothing, much less something to threaten me with. All your strength is useless.
-How many of your friends have I killed?
-Do you have any idea why I only use knives? It's because guns are so fast, and if I use them I can't enjoy all those little emotions.
-People when they are about to die are shown as they are. So somehow I got to know your friends better than you.
-The money is the least important, the most important thing is to get a message that everything can burn!
-You can not live without me? True?
-You are really difficult to corrupt right?
-You can't kill me, of course because of your silly idea of moral superiority. And I can't kill you, since I have so much fun with you.
-You and I are definitely doomed to go on like this forever.
-How do you manage to hide something from the best detective in the world? You just put it in front of his pointed nose.
-The difference between a maniac man and a common man is a bad day. Have you ever had a bad day?
- I suppose that if I have had a past. But, I prefer it to be multiple choice.
-God, I dislike you. You have no charm at all. You are obvious, quiet, boring, disappointing. What a shame. And everyone knows it. You wear your shame as a badge because you don't have the balls to face reality. Yes, just look at you… you desperately want to be feared, to be perceived as a monster, dressed in black.
-So why can't you see the funny side?
-I have proven my point of view. I have shown that there is no difference between me and everyone else.
-So… I see you received the free ticket that I sent you. I'm glad. I wanted you to be here. You see it doesn't matter if you take me and send me to the asylum.
-You have to keep pretending that life has meaning, that all this struggle has some result!
-God, you make me want to throw up. I mean, what about you? What made you what you are? Friend killed by the mob, maybe? Brother executed by some thief? Something like that, I bet. Something like that… Something like that happened to me, you know? I… I'm not quite sure what it was. Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another.
-But my point is… my point is, I went crazy!
-I mean, you're not smart at all! You must see the reality of the situation.
-Laugh and the world will laugh with you!
-Now you are in the real world and the lunatics have taken the asylum.
-People will die from tonight. And it is necessary to emphasize that I am a man of my word.
-Do you want to know how I got these scars? My father, he was a drinker and a devil. One night, he went crazier than usual. Mom grabs the kitchen knife to defend herself. She didn't like that. So, watching him, he takes the knife, laughing as he does so. He comes up to me and says, why so serious? He comes to me with the knife. Why so serious? He sticks the knife in my mouth, and he said Let's put a smile on that face!
-Remembering is dangerous. I find the past a haunting and anxious place.
-Memory is so treacherous. In a moment you're lost in a carnival of delicacies, with the scents of poignant childhood, the neon of puberty, all that sentimental candy. The next one, it takes you somewhere you don't want to go. Somewhere dark and cold, full of confused dampness, shapes of things you had hoped would be forgotten. Memories can be vile and repulsive. Like a child, I guess. But can we live without them? Memory is what our reason is based on. If we cannot face them, we deny reason itself! Although, why not? We are not contractually bound to rationality! There is no sanity clause!
-When you find yourself locked in an unpleasant train of thoughts, heading towards the places of your past where the screams are unbearable, remember that there is always madness. Madness is the emergency exit. You can go out and shut the door on all those scary things that happened. You can lock them up forever.
-The real joke is your deep conviction that somehow, somewhere, this all makes sense. That's what cracks me every time!
-Oh yeah! They live filling churches with dirty thoughts! Honesty is always present in the White House! Write letters in dead languages to people you never knew. Paint dirty words on children's foreheads! Overdrawing credit cards to be able to wear high heels! The doors of the asylum are open! Filled with suburbs with murder and rape. Divine madness! Let there be ecstasy, ecstasy in the streets!
-I'm different, fuck your opinion.
-I like you, but I want to kill you.
-Does how lonely you really are depress you?
-They need you right now, but when they no longer need you, they will kick you out, like a fool! Your morals, your code, it's a bad joke.