I leave you the best dentist phrases, ideal to take with humor the fearful appointments with the dentist, as well as to thank these professionals for their work in avoiding further ailments and helping us achieve a beautiful smile.
Some authors that you can find in this compilation are Daniel Tosh, Mark Twain, Jore Luis Borges and George Bernard Shaw. You may also be interested in these phrases about health.
-Be nice to your dentist, he has feelings too.
-A dentist gets to the root of problems.
-A truly incredible dentist is one that is hard to find and impossible to forget.
-Some look for beautiful smiles, dentists create them.
-There is nothing that hurts a dentist more than the loss of a bracket.
-A good dentist is remembered for quality, not price.
-The best time to visit the dentist is when nothing hurts.
-Dentists are superheroes in disguise.
-Time heals everything… except cavities, those are cured by the dentist.
-The toothbrush does not remove six months of tartar 30 minutes before your dental appointment.
-Never open your mouth, unless you are in the dentist's chair. -Sammy Gravano.
-Tooth that is born crooked, the dentist straightens it.
-Brush your teeth every day to keep the dentist away.
-If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist will be able to clean them for him. -Martin H. Fischer.
-A dentist in his work, being his vocation, always looks deep into the mouth. -George D. Prentice.
-The only people who need a professional degree are dentists and neurosurgeons. -David Hockney.
-Happiness is that your dentist tells you that it will not hurt and then you see him taking the drill. -Johnny Carson.
-I always wanted to be a dentist! I thought I was going to be fixing teeth and designing beautiful smiles. -Tori Bowie.
-Visit the dentist, don't let your fear of suffering be greater than your desire to smile.
-The price of a consultation with the dentist is forgotten in a couple of years, but the result never.
-Some torture is physical and others are mental, but the one that includes both is the one practiced by the dentist. -Ogden Nash.
-A doctor buries his mistakes, a dentist removes them, but a teacher has to live with them.
-For the person with a toothache, even if the world is reeling, there is nothing more important than a visit to the dentist. -George Bernard Shaw.
-Dentists are the opposite of psychologists. They tell you about their life and you go "mmm hmm" with your mouth full of weird artifacts. -Mirelle Hdb.
-Be nice to me, I could be your dentist one day.
-I told my dentist that my teeth are turning yellow, and he told me to wear a brown tie. -Rodney Dangerfield.
-Dentist: similar to your parents, but they criticize your teeth instead of your lifestyle.
-Dontology is not expensive, what is expensive is carelessness.
-The best and cheapest consultation with the dentist is when the right thing is done extremely well the first time, and it lasts.
-I wonder if there is such a thing as a spiritual dentist? I think my personality is full of cavities! -Charles M. Schulz.
-Dentists: professionals who improve lives one smile at a time.
-A good dentist never gets on your nerves.
-The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentist's drill. -Leonard Sidney Woolf.
-When life is kicking others in the teeth, become a dentist. -Kevin Myers.
-The dentist tells you “rinse”. Then you lean over and you're looking at a miniature toilet. -Bill Cosby.
-A painful tooth is better outside than inside. Losing a rotten member is a gain. -Richard Baxter.
-Math anxiety is worse than a regular check-up with the dentist. -Charmaine J. Forde.
-Blessed are those who have happy conversations with the powerless mute, because they will be called dentists. -Ann Landers.
-Dentists tell you not to clean your teeth with sharp metal objects. You sit in their chair and the first thing they do is take an iron hook. -Bill Cosby.
-I would like to be brave. My dentist claims that I am not. -Jorge Luis Borges.
-We are enthusiastic about laughter in most circumstances, but more or less with the dentist. -Joseph Heller.
-If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of brilliant ideas. -Mason Cooper.
-Being a famous designer is like being a famous dentist. -Noreen Morioka.
-I was never afraid of anything in the world, except the dentist. -Taylor Caldwell.
-I told my dentist that I wanted a tooth to match the others. He gave me a tooth with four cavities. -Rodney Dangerfield.
-The dentistry is carried out from science, but it is executed with art.
"You mean people pay to do this for them?" I thought you kidnapped these people! How do I become a dentist? -Michael Buckley.
-I like to postpone certain types of things, like visits to the dentist. -Johnny Depp.
-Cavities were a constant problem that meant a mouth full of silver for patients, and for dentists, a pocket full of gold. -Claudia Wallis.
-My dentist's card says: “the teeth are the windows to the soul” -Jimmy Fallon.
-I am a dentist. I create smiles. Which is your super power?
-I have a certain phobia of the dentist's office. -Joelle Carter.
-You don't scare me. I am a dentist.
-All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the hairdressers. -Mark Twain.
It was a sweet smile, but it hid a danger, like the one dentists have. -Andy Paine.
-No my friend, I'm not drunk. Only I just went to the dentist and I don't need to go for another six months. It is a beautiful thought. -Christie Agatha.
-I have been to the dentist several times, so I know the process.
-I go to the dentist every six months and he cleans me. So I'm lucky that those fluoride treatments I got as a kid worked, I don't have cavities. -Daniel Tosh.
-When teeth had cavities or were damaged, the dentist knew there was only one thing to do: he would take the tweezers and remove them. If the jaw was left, it wasn't his fault. -Mark Twain.
-Dentist: a conjurer who, putting metal in your mouth, takes coins out of your pocket. -Ambrose Bierce.