I leave you the best phrases from Rick and Morty, a television show originally created for Cartoon Network's Adult Swim and characterized by being a mockery of moralism and religion (nihilist overtones), as well as having anarchist overtones.
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-Life is made of small concessions. -Rick.
-It is possible that we have been establishing relationships between some things that were not related at all. -Jerry.
-Sometimes science is more art than science, Morty. -Rick.
-Don't let the name fool you, I'm in charge. -Director Vagina.
-Well done baby legs, you have learned a valuable lesson about teamwork and accepting your own limitations. So get out of here. - Boss.
-When intelligent people are happy, they stop recognizing themselves. -Rick.
-Tommy is still there raping Muppets and eating babies. -Beth.
-Every hospital has a doctor who they say is the best doctor in the entire galaxy. -Rick.
-I can't take this anymore! I'd rather breathe poison than spend another minute living with you! -Morty Jr.
"Oh, so now we're supposed to sleep every night?" Are you aware that the night is like half of all the time? -Rick.
"And what about the reality where Hitler cured cancer, Morty?" The answer is: don't think about it. -Rick.
-It may be that it eats brains and exhales space AIDS. -Rick.
-Great, now I have to take over a whole planet for your stupid breasts. -Rick.
"The young will prey on the old if you let them, Jerry."
-For friendship, for love and for my greatest adventure that is yet to come… to open up to others. -Rick.
-Don't touch this, it's beyond your understanding. -Rick.
-Do you know what is the best thing you can do for the people who depend on you? Be honest with them, it even means releasing them. -Mr. Meeseeks.
-Many people would pay good money to decimate the population. And I will only accept the highest offer. -Poncho.
"Ruben has had a very difficult few years, Morty." You don't just agree to build a theme park inside yourself if your life is going great. -Rick.
-Hey, Jerry, are you here being stupid? -Rick.
-I am haunted by uncontrollable thoughts of mutilation and sexual harassment on a daily basis, but I channel all of that through my work. -Brad Anderson.
-Do you still think it's a good idea to go through holes without having a penis? -Rick.
-Do you want me to show you my math? Are you the scientist or the boy who wanted to go to bed? -Rick.
-When two people create a life together, they put aside their previous lives as individuals. -Beth.
-When you realize that nothing matters, the universe is yours. -Rick.
-Get your hands off your Ding-dong! It's the only way we can speak freely! -Rick.
-Lick me, lick me, lick my balls! -Rick.
-I dropped out of school, it's not a place for smart people. -Zeep.
-Listen to me Morty. I know that new situations can be intimidating. You look around you and it's scary and different. But you know, when you face them with your head held high, ramming them like a bull, that's how we grow as people. -Rick.
-I'm so sorry, but your opinion couldn't matter less to me. -Rick.
"You know what, Morty?" This was all a test. A very complex test to make you a more assertive person. -Rick.
-There are advantages and disadvantages to each alternate timeline. Some fun facts about it: it has a giant, telepathic spiders, eleven attacks on September 11, and the best ice cream in the multiverse. -Rick.
-It's really strange. But it's about to get even weirder, Morty. -Rick.
-Do you have a whole planet generating electricity for you? That is slavery! -Morty.
-Specializing in civics was your mistake, don't punish us all for it. -Mother.
-I wish that shotgun was my penis. -Jerry.
-The adolescent mind is its own worst enemy. -Rick.
-A big star in the sky, an atmosphere rich in oxygen, giant testicle monsters. We'll be fine, let's have a party!
-You two are the worst of the worst, you hate yourselves and each other, and the idea that this has anything to do with Rick is laughable. -Blim Blam.
-You are young, you have a whole life ahead of you and your anal cavity is still firm but malleable. Do it for your grandfather, Morty. You have to put these seeds inside your butt -Rick.
-I'm running out of excuses for not being who I am, so who am I? -Beth.
-I'm sick of all these crazy adventures! That was too traumatic! -Morty.
-I'm going back to hell where everyone thinks I'm smart and funny. -The devil.
-Morty, do you know what the phrase "wubba lubba dub dub" means? -Person bird.
-Oh, it's just nonsense Rick says. -Morty.
-They are not nonsense at all. In my language it means, "I am in great pain, please help me." -Person bird.
-There is no God, Summer. You have to know the raw truth even if it hurts. You will thank me later. -Rick.
-Not all voids can be filled by Jumba juice. -Mr. Goldenfold.
-Selling a gun is the same as pulling the trigger. -Morty.
-If you spend all day shuffling words, you can make everything sound bad, Morty. -Rick.
-That over there is my grave. In one of our adventures, Rick and I basically destroyed the world, so we escaped from that reality and came to it, because it was not destroyed and we were dead. - Morty.
"They're just robots, Morty!" It's okay to shoot them! They are robots! -Rick.
"They're not robots, Rick!" -Morty.
"It's just a way of putting it, Morty." They are bureaucrats. I have no respect for them. -Rick.
-Next file of the file: I would like to have sex with some of you and then eat the babies. Yes, I thought you would like them. I'm still funny am I not? -Tommy.
"Run, Morty!" This bastard is willing to risk everything to defeat me! He's completely insane! -Rick.
"Why don't you ask the smartest people in the universe, Jerry?" Oh yeah you're right, they exploded. -Rick.
"Praying mantises are the opposite of field mice, Morty." They decapitate and eat their mates after mating. Love doesn't exist after all. -Rick.
-Where are my testicles, Summer? Where are my testicles? They were removed. Where did they leave them? -Snuffles.
"We can't all be raised as reptiles by a mentally ill scientist!" -Father.
-Parents are simply children having more children. -Morty.
-Which adolescent girl has pictures of her family? It's not like we're Mormons or dying. -Summer.
-Now I can't go! Everybody hates me! -Jerry.
"That is planning failure, Morty." It's even dumber than regular planning. -Rick.
- I suppose that I am simply the toilet paper of this whole family. -Jerry.
-You see, school is not a place for smart people Jerry. I know that is not a popular opinion, but that is my humble opinion on the matter. -Rick.
-I have news for you Morty, school is a waste of time, they are a lot of conflicting people and then someone stands up and says 2 + 2, you eat a sandwich and someone gives you a piece of paper that says you can go to the bathroom. It is not a place for smart people. -Rick.
"My whole life has been a lie!" God is dead! The government is a sham! Thanksgiving is about killing Indians! Jesus was not born at Christmas. They moved the date, it was a pagan celebration! -Morty Jr.
-The answer is: don't even think about it. -Rick.
-This is crazy. The spleen mountain? Cataracts of the bladder? The pirates of the pancreas? -Morty.
"Very good, Morty!" The student has become the teacher. -Rick.
-Ok, Tommy, I feel like you need someone to owe you an apology… Oh my God, I'm my father. -Beth.
-I'm trying to repair the portal maker weapon with sex doll parts and I have to do it with one hand! -Rick.
-Gonorrhea can't see us if we don't move. Wait, I'm wrong. I was thinking of a T. Rex. -Dr. Bloom.
- My God, Rick. I didn't know hanging out with you was making me smarter. -Morty.
-I'll tell you the truth, Morty, he's not. The temporary super intelligence is just a side effect of the Mega Seeds dissolving in your anal cavity Rick.
-Weddings are basically funerals with a cake. -Rick.
-Rick, you brought me to this world, an abomination that suffers tortured by the duality of its being, but I will finally find peace when I see the life drained from your despicable body. -Abradolph Lincler.
-It's okay! The television says there is nothing to worry about. -Father.
-Look, I'm not the nicest guy in the universe because I'm the smartest. And being nice is something stupid people do to improve their chances. -Rick.
-You are making this matter out of dimensions more than it really is. -Rick.
-Nothing you think matters. -Rick.
-The trick is to make people think that they came up with the idea. -Morty.
- Could it be that everyone in your family is idiots? -Plutonian.
-My dad and I sure are. -Morty.
-What kind of God would let this happen? -Summer.
-If you ever have an affair with that guy I'll come to your hotel room and blow my brains out on their naked bodies. -Jerry.
-Very good, but let's make it more interesting Morty. If your adventure sucks and we leave it halfway through, you will lose the right to complain about all future adventures. Also, you will have to do my laundry for a month. -Rick.
-I agree with this. Be nice, Morty. Be better than me. -Rick.
-If anyone needs to be telekinetically strangled it's me. -Jerry.
-He's not an attractive girl. You can't just drop your life and settle in someone else's.
-Stop telling me to relax. Have you ever tried to relax? It is a paradox. -Jerry.
-Oh my God! They are co-dependent! -Alien Psychologist.
-Do not run. Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. We are all gonna die. Come watch TV. -Morty.
-I can see what's going on here, they're both young and they're not sure their place in the universe. -Rick.
-Look Morty, I hate to tell you, but what people call "love" is nothing more than a chemical reaction that forces animals to reproduce. It hits hard, Morty, but it slowly dissipates, leaving you stranded in a failed marriage. It happened to me… Break the cycle. -Rick.
-You are the worst, your gods are a lie. To hell with you, to hell with nature, to hell with trees! -Morty.
-How do you feel about all the people who are being killed today for your decisions? -Rick.
-Those guys are building a piece of shit inside you, Ethan. They are building within you a monument to commitment. Fuck them. Fuck all those people. Fuck all this Ethan. -Rick.
-Oh, well, I can't cure death. -Rick.
-The genius comes in the moment, Morty. -Rick.