I leave you the best phrases of Shrek (the saga), a series of 4 animated films produced by Dreamworks, based on the homonymous book by William Steig published in 1990. The plot of the film revolves around a world of little fairy tales conventional. Shrek (2001) was the winner of the Oscar for best animated film and also the BAFTA and Golden Globes. The other films have also received other nominations.
You may also be interested in these phrases from Toy Story.
Shrek statue, main character. Source: pixabay.com
Shrek (2001)
-Listen donkey. Look at me. What am I? -Shrek.
-Eh, tall? -Donkey.
-You hurt me, Shrek. You hurt me deep. -Donkey.
-Did you hear what he said? My name is "noble steed". She thinks I'm a steed. -Donkey.
-I can stay with you? Please. -Donkey.
-Clear. -Shrek -Really
? -Donkey.
-NO! -Shrek.
-It will be so fun. We will wake up with stories, and in the morning, I make breakfast. -Donkey.
"I bet you've never seen a donkey fly!" -Donkey.
- During the day you will be one, at night another. This is how your curse will be and it will only be broken with a kiss. Then you will take the form of true love. -Princess Fiona.
-I would like to see the face of my savior. -Princess Fiona.
-Oh, you wouldn't. -Shrek.
-But how are you going to kiss me? -Princess Fiona.
-Than? That was not in the job description. -Shrek.
-Come on, princess, you're not that ugly. Well, you are ugly. But you're only like this at night. Shrek is ugly all the time. -Donkey.
-I stay with you! -Donkey.
-Ogres are like onions. Onions have layers. Ogres have capes. You understand? We both have layers. -Shrek.
-Hey, if you wanted to be alone, you just had to say it, okay? -Donkey.
-Shrek, did you do that? Do not invent. Give notice before you get one. His mouth was open and he hit me. -Donkey.
-Oh no! You ate the princess! -Donkey.
-Go over there and tell me if you can find some stairs. The princess is in the highest tower. -Shrek.
-You know Donkey, sometimes things are more than they seem. -Shrek.
-They do not know me and dare to judge me. That's why I'm better off alone. -Shrek.
-This is the part where you run! -Shrek.
-When you live alone, uh, you have to learn these things in case of… You have an arrow in your ass! -Princess Fiona.
-Hey! I'm not anyone's messenger, okay? I am the delivery man. -Shrek.
-Not my buttons! Not my jelly beans! -Ginger.
-Didn't you kill the dragon? This is not OK. You are supposed to go full charge with your sword drawn and your banner in the air. That's what the others did. -Princess Fiona.
-Like once when I ate some rotten blackberries. The stink of gases that I got out that day was unbearable! -Donkey.
-I like the outdoors. I'm a donkey, but if I'm alone I get bored. But I'm used to it. I am alone. There is no one here by my side. -Donkey.
-Women like cheesy. -Donkey.
-Do not worry princess. I used to be afraid of the dark until… no, wait. I'm still afraid of the dark. -Donkey.
-Nobody move! I have a dragon and will not hesitate to use it. -Donkey.
-I'm not a doll. I am a real boy. -Pinocchio.
"Some of you will die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make." -Lord Farquaad.
-You have to wait for the bishop to say the phrase, "Let him speak now or be silent forever" And that's when you say "I am opposed!" -Donkey.
-Wow, that's really scary. And if the roar doesn't work, your bad breath is sure to pass them out. You need some mints, because your breath stinks. -Donkey.
-Hey Shrek. What will we do when we reclaim our swamp? -Donkey.
-Really? It's impolite enough that you stay alive when no one wants you, but arrive at a wedding uninvited? -Lord Farquaad.
-You see? You're doing it wrong again. You did the same with Fiona. You despised her and maybe she even loved you. -Donkey.
-Let me see if I understood: you will have to look for a dragon and rescue a princess to recover your swamp that is no longer yours just because the Farquaad filled it with phenomena, or am I wrong? -Donkey.
-You always insult me, you don't appreciate what I do, you always throw me ahead, you throw me out of your house, you blame me. -Donkey.
-You are so wrapped in your layers, little onion, that you are afraid of your own feelings. -Donkey.
-I, me. I know. I know. Ask me. Ask me. -Donkey.
-Wow, only a real friend would be that honest. -Donkey.
-Sure, you're like a yoyo. I i i. And what do you think? I'm going now. So shut up and pay attention! -Donkey.
-Hey, come here, I'm not done with you yet! -Donkey.
-If that were me, you'd be dead. -Shrek.
-No, the height does not scare me. What scares me is falling into that lake of burning lava. -Donkey.
"Well, it doesn't surprise me that you don't have friends." -Shrek.
-Oh my God. I can't feel my toes. I don't have fingers. I think I need a hug. -Donkey.
-Don't die, Shrek. And if you see a tunnel, stay away from the light! -Donkey.
-Blue flower, red spines, blue flower, red spines. This would be easier if you weren't color blind! -Donkey.
-Hey, but not everyone likes onions. Pastry! Everyone likes cake. And they make them with layers. -Donkey.
-Don't tell me you're afraid of heights? -Shrek.
-Do they stink? Or do they make you cry? I know, if you leave them in the sun they turn brown and they grow white hairs. -Donkey.
-Check it out. Who would want to live in a place like that? -Donkey.
-That's my home. -Shrek.
-Oh, and it's adorable. You know, you are a great decorator. Look what you've done on such a small budget. I like that stone. -Donkey.
-That's what friends do. Friends always forgive each other. -Donkey.
-This is MY swamp. -Shrek.
Shrek 2 (2004)
-What about my rights? You are supposed to tell me, "You have the right to remain silent." No one has told me that I have the right to remain silent! -Donkey.
-Shrek and I drank this potion, and now we're sexy. -Donkey.
-A turned up nose! Thick and defined curls? A firm and round butt? -Shrek.
-Sorry, the position of the annoying chattering animal is already taken. -Donkey.
-Accept it, Donkey. We are lost. -Shrek.
-Harold, you have forced me to do something I really don't want to do. I broke my diet! I hope you are happy. -Fairy Godmother.
"I told you ogres didn't live happily ever after!" -Fairy Godmother.
-It is wonderful! Her face looks like it was sculpted by angels. -The ugly stepsister.
-Please, no, please, please, please no, I implore you. I was doing it for my family! My mother is ill and my father lives off garbage. The king paid me a lot of money and I have a little brother. -Puss in Boots.
-Very good, big man. You have to ruin their party. -Shrek.
-Look at me Shrek! I'm jogging! -Donkey.
-Oh, Shrek. Don't worry, things seem to be bad because it's dark and rainy and Fiona's father hired a seedy thug to beat you up. -Donkey.
-Today, I pay my debt. -Puss in Boots.
"Wasn't she supposed to kiss Charming and break the spell?" -King Harold.
-Happy? We already came, we already saw them. Now let's get out of here before the torches are lit! -Shrek.
-I want what every princess wants, to live happily ever after… with the ogre I married. -Princess Fiona.
-To the kingdom of Far Far Away, Donkey. That's where we're going! Far far away! -Shrek.
-Remember, happiness is only a tear away. -Fairy Godmother.
-Its alive! -Ginger.
-For five minutes, could it not be you? Just for five minutes! -Shrek.
-Thank you gentlemen. Someday I'll pay them back, unless of course I can't find them, or I forget. -Shrek.
-You know, there are cultures where donkeys are wise creatures, especially the ones we talk about. -Donkey.
"He endured fierce winds and embracing deserts, climbed up to the damn tallest room of the damn tallest tower, and what does he find?" A gender-dubious wolf who tells you that his princess was already married. -Fairy Godmother.
-Oh, don't feel bad, Shrek. Almost everyone who knows you wants you dead. -Donkey.
"Hey, you piece of meat with legs!" How dare you do this to me -Puss in Boots.
-Hey! Aren't we supposed to be having a party? -Puss in Boots.
-I don't feel any different. Do I look different? -Donkey.
-You still look like a fool to me. -Puss in Boots.
-I hate Mondays. -Puss in Boots.
"Oh stop being a drama king!" -Queen Lillian.
-You still look like a noble steed to me. -Shrek.
-I'm a real boy! -Pinocchio.
-Well, guys, it seems our impossible mission turned out to be impossible. -Ginger.
-We are almost there? -Donkey.
"You have hired my valuable services, Your Majesty." Just tell me where I can find this ogre. -Puss in Boots.
"I don't care whose fault it is, just clean this place up!" And somebody please bring me something fried and dipped in chocolate! -Fairy Godmother.
-Donkey, that's the saddest thing that ever happened to you. -Shrek.
-Why the long face? -The ugly stepsister.
-Sorry. I only wanted what was best for Fiona, but now I see that she already has it. Shrek, Fiona, would you accept an old toad's apology and blessing? -King Harold
-Whatever happens… I must not cry. You can't make me cry. -Puss in Boots.
-Fairy godmother? Sorry, she's not here right now. -Receptionist.
-Don't point those dirty green sausages at me for your fingers! -Fairy Godmother.
Shrek the Third / Shrek 3 (2007)
"The only thing you can be is King of the Fools!" -Ginger.
-Watch out! They have a piano! -Donkey.
-Break a leg, or you know that, on second thought, better let me break it myself. -Shrek.
-Phew! This is worse than love letters. I hate dinner shows! -Ginger.
-Some people just don't understand limits. -Puss in Boots.
"I am the rightful king of Far Far Away!" -Charming.
-But honey, you said you wouldn't hurt them. -Rapunzel.
-Not here dear. Daddy will discuss it with you later. -Charming.
-It's out of my hands miss. The winds of destiny have blown over mine. But I will never forget you. You are the love of my life. -Puss in Boots.
"Say hello to the new queen of Far Far Away!" -Charming.
-I know he's a jerk, but I have to admit that Charming makes me hotter than Julio. -Doris.
-The cat turned into a little horse that smells like feet. What is there to achieve? -Snow White.
-Well! Girls, assume your position! -Snow White.
"Is this boy supposed to be the new king of Far Far Away?" How pathetic. Stay still so you don't make a mess. -Charming.
-It's time for you to pack your toothbrush and pajamas. You are the new king of Far Far Away. -Shrek.
-Someone, help! I have been kidnapped by a monster trying to understand me. -Arthur.
"If Artie trusts him, that's good enough for me." Even if his tunic doesn't cover his… -Shrek very well.
-Your! You can't lie, so tell me puppet, where is Shrek? -Charming.
-Please don't eat me. -Arthur.
"It's all always about you, isn't it?" It's not like your attitude helps, Snow White. -Sleeping Beauty.
-Everybody calm… WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE! -Snow White.
-You know, you really should get yourself a pair of pajamas. -Donkey.
Shrek 4: Happily Ever After (2010)
-Stop ogre! You're going to get me in trouble and I need this job. -Donkey.
-There is a pile of fresh food in the middle of the forest! Doesn't that sound a bit suspicious to you? -Shrek.
-I'm not talking about the villagers, Shrek. I'm talking about you Is this how you want to remember children's first birthday? -Fiona.
-You gave me a day from your past. A day that you don't remember. One day when you were an innocent silly baby -Rumpelstiltskin.
"I wish that ogre had never been born!" -Rumpelstiltskin.
-Help! Help! I'm being kidnapped by an insane and deranged ogre! -Donkey.
-Look, all I want is for things to go back to the way they used to be. When the villagers were afraid of me and I could take my mud bath in peace, when I could do what I wanted and when I wanted. -Shrek.
-Please eat my face last and send my hooves to my mom! -Donkey.
-I may have let go a bit since my retirement, but hanging up my sword was the best decision of my life! I have all the cream I can drink and all the mice I can chase. -Puss in Boots.
-You used to think that a single kiss could solve everything! I do not get it. Has no sense! The true love kiss is supposed to fix everything! -Shrek.
-Happy ogre day! -Rumpelstiltskin.
"No one is smarter than me!" -Rumpelstiltskin.
-Donkey, where am I? What is happening? -Shrek.
"You witches are making a serious mistake!" I know my rights! -Shrek.
-Why don't you tell him what you told me? You know, about how you are her true love and how you came from an alternate universe. -Donkey.
-Let me go! I have to save Shrek! -Donkey.
-Shrek, you have three beautiful children, a wife who loves you and friends who adore you. You have it all. Why are you the only person who can't see that? -Fiona.