Here are the best quotes from Sheldon Cooper, a character from the television series The Big Bang Theory, played by American actor Jim Parsons.
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-I was expecting applause, but I suppose a stunned silence is just as appropriate.
-I always listen to myself. It is one of my greatest pleasures in life.
-I'm a fan of all things that try to replace true human contact.
-If you don't mind, I'd like to stop listening to you.
-You know, in difficult times like this, I usually draw on a force greater than my own. Star Trek.
-I would like to review some proposed changes to our coexistence agreement between departmentmates, specifically regarding Penny's annoying personal habits. I have a list. Her abuse of the phrase "Oh my God" is number 12.
-If our exterior is so good, why has the human race spent thousands of years trying to perfect its interior?
-Your opinion is inaccurate and unwanted.
-I'm Sagittarius, which probably says more than you need to know. "Penny."
Yes, it tells us that you are part of the massive cultural deception in which it is thought that the apparent relative position of the sun with respect to arbitrarily defined constellations at birth, somehow affects your personality. –Sheldon.
-It's not just any MRI. The orbitofrontal cortex is illuminated because it was thinking of you.
-They felt threatened by my intelligence and are too stupid to realize that that's why they hated me.
-Nice to meet you. I really admire the work on your part. It's not every day that I have the pleasure of meeting someone whose life adventure began in the scrotum of my hero.
-I have thought about what you told me and I think it could be the pet of a super intelligent race of aliens.
-Do you really understand me? Did they just steal the Nobel Prize you won at the bar?
-Our babies will be smart and beautiful. -Leonard
-Not to mention imaginary. –Sheldon.
-It is undeniable that I have feelings for you that cannot be explained in any other way. For a moment I considered having some mental parasite, but it seems even more unlikely. The only conclusion was love.
-My mother says that if we deceive people for our own benefit, we make Jesus cry.
-Well, we had dinner, we played some games and then I stayed the night. Oh, and you'll be happy to know that I now have a much better understanding of "friends with benefits."
-Engineering is where semi-skilled workers make the vision of those who think and dream come true.
"You know, they gave me to understand that there is an entire city in Nevada dedicated to helping people like Howard forget their problems." They replace them with new problems like alcoholism, gambling addiction, and sexually transmitted diseases.
-Silence! How much longer must I wait to have my revenge?
-That's a semantically null sentence.
-You have not given me a gift, you have given me an obligation.
-That's the sauce my mother uses. She likes to cook Italian food because, according to her, that is the food that the Romans made Jesus eat.
-Biologically speaking, Howard is perfectly justified in looking for an optimal propagation partner for his genetic line, and well, if this were in the interest of humanity, of course, it would be a totally different question.
-Guys, you may have had gelato with Stan Lee, as well as gotten comics autographed for you, but I saw inside his house and got an autographed application for a restraining order.
-My new computer comes with Windows 7. Windows 7 is much more user friendly than Windows Vista. I do not like that.
-Sheldon, why is that letter in the trash? –Leonard.
"Well, there is always the possibility that garbage has spontaneously formed around the letter, but Ockham's razor will suggest someone dumped it there." –Sheldon.
-Since I rarely give hugs, I depend on your experience to know how long it should last.
"Oh, a clever, if outdated euphemism for insufficient blood flow to the male sex organ."
-In fact, the risk of cutting your throat is very low. On the other hand, the risk of suffering a severe burn is a real and constant danger.
-If you mess with the bull, you mess with his horns. I'm about to show you how "cuckold" this bull can be.
-Then it's decided. Amy's birthday present will be my genitals.
-I am extremely intelligent. I graduated from college at 14. While my brother was busy getting an STD, I was busy getting my PhD. Penicillin can't take this away from me.
- Because you are so stupid? This is also rhetorical. Sorry you had to listen to this.
-The only way she could make a contribution to science is if they continued to send chimpanzees into space.
-I don't have the need to urinate. I am a master of my own bladder.
-You can't make half a sandwich. If it is not half a full sandwich, then it is only a small sandwich.
-They seem to be too much trouble to get to intercourse. Don't you have access to women who would do it for money?
-What do we have here! It's but Will Wheaton. The Green Goblin from my Spider-Man, Pope Paul V from my Galileo and the Internet Explorer from my Firefox.
-I don't say anything. I am simply offering you a facial expression that suggests that you are crazy.
-The correct animal to achieve a hybrid super soldier is the koala. You would end up with an army so cute that it couldn't be attacked.
-Good night. And if there is an apocalypse, good luck.
-People should have chips that will explode when they say something stupid, implanted in their skulls.
-Interestingly, sex works even better than chocolate to modify behavior. I wonder if anyone has noticed this?
-So you say that friendship contains an inherent obligation to maintain trust? Interesting. But I'm going to ask you another question, and maybe I should have started with this one. When did we become friends?
-In my defense, I started with the phrase: “with all due respect”.
-I am aware that the way humans reproduce is messy, unsanitary, and since I have lived near you for three years, I also know that it involves loud and unnecessary appeals to a deity.
-Apparently you can't hack into a government supercomputer and then try to buy uranium without the Department of Homeland Security gossiping to your mother.
-If you're interested, I also know all about frying meat other than chicken, as if it were chicken.
-What kind of computer do you have? And please don't tell me a white one.
-The idea of having to find another human being to share one's life has always puzzled me. Maybe I am too interesting by myself.
-It matters to me? (Leonard denies it). Then suffer in silence.
-I never said you weren't good at what you do. Only what you do is not worth doing.
-Usually I forget that other people have limitations. That is so sad.
-Hi Penny, I realize that you are facing your primitive biological needs, a full life of bad decisions in store for you, could I interrupt this one?
"Of course it won't be okay!" Change is never good! They say that but it is not true.
-I assure you, you will regret if you spend your money on an iPod, when Microsoft releases theirs.
-You're in my spot!
-This is Leonard. He is your best friend in the world. Sometimes it gets tiring, but you can trust yourself with your life. And it does more things than you could list.
-I don't know how, but he's cheating! Nobody can be so attractive and so skilled at the same time in this game.
-You don't mess with our coexistence agreement between departmentmates. The deal messes with you.
-Personally, I would never use a teleporter because the original Sheldon would need to be disintegrated in one place to create a new Sheldon in another.
-You give me ethyl alcohol, 40 milliliters. (asking the bartender).
-Move across the hall? Did you smoke marijuana?
-Oh, gravity, you're a heartless bitch.
-There is a fine line between being wrong and being a visionary. Unfortunately, you need to be a visionary to realize it.
"I feel like a teenage heartthrob!"
-There's no reason to cry. You cry when you are sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid and that makes me sad.
-No, no, I'm listening. It only takes me a minute to process all the stupidity all at once.
-Bazinga!
-I don't trust banks. I believe that when robots rebel, ATMs will lead the attack fronts.
-You are not Isaac Newton. –Leonard.
-No, no, that's true. Gravity would have been apparent to me without the apple. –Sheldon.
-If I had enough starting capital and adequate research facilities, it could be Batman.
-I will spend the rest of my life here in Texas, trying to teach evolution to creationists.
-I would like to emphasize that I am at the top of my profession, while you preside over that childish table of yours.
-That's a false equivalence. "More" does not mean "happy." If there were two thousand people in this apartment, would we be celebrating? No, we would be suffocating!
-It must be humiliating to be a loser in so many ways.
-Fortunately, the things that my girlfriend used to do, my hand can take care of them.
-Sheldon, did you change the wireless internet password again? –Penny.
-Yes, it's "Penny get your own WiFi", no spaces. –Sheldon.
-Don't you think that if I was doing things wrong I would know?
-How the hell can you say "dirty sock" and "relax" in the same sentence?
-For the record, meeting new people could kill us. They could be killers or hosts for unusual pathogens. And I'm not crazy, my mom took me for tests.
-Bazinga! I do not care.
-I can't be impossible, I exist! I'm sure what you meant was: "I give up, he is unlikely."
-So Sheldon, you say we are your X-men? –Penny.
-Not. The X-men were named after the "X" that contains the name Charles Xavier. I am Sheldon Cooper. So they would rather be my C-men. –Sheldon
-Oh Im sorry! Did I insult you? Is your body mass somehow related to your self-esteem?
-People say you can't live without love, I think oxygen is more important.
-No mother, I can't feel your church group praying for my safety. Just because you're home safe doesn't mean it worked. That logic is post hoc ergo propter hoc. No, I am not speaking offensively to you.
-As hard as this is to believe, it may not qualify as boyfriend material.
-I don't need to sleep, I need answers. I need to determine where, in this swamp of unbalanced formulas, the toad of truth is found.
-Have you considered telling him your feelings? –Leonard.
"Leonard! I'm a physicist, not a hippie." –Sheldon.
-Research journal, first entry. “I am about to embark on one of the greatest challenges of my scientific career, teaching Penny physics. I call it, gorilla project.
-Can I ask you a question? –Penny.
-Since you studied at a community college, I encourage you to do as many as you can. –Sheldon.
-If you accidentally look at a helium-argon laser, you will lose a turn and a retina.
-Would you like some Aloe vera? You just got burned! (referring to a comment to her).