- 1- Jaimito in class
- 2- Hallowen Night
- 3- Trees
- 4- Fish that smells
- 5- Oscultation
- 6- Delivery
- 7- Moon and Sun
- 8- Tomato sneezing
- 9- Spoon and gelatin
- 10- The height of the book
- 11- Pepito
- 12- distracted mother
- 13- Centipedes
- 14- The bathroom
- 15- The brother of the bicycle
- 16- The lazy
- 17- Augustine
- 18- Celiac
- 19- The slab
- 20- The grapes
- 21- The oranges
- 22- The banana
- References
We leave you jokes with exclamation marks so that you better understand their use and the importance they have to give meaning and emphasis to sentences.
Like question marks, they are double opening and closing spelling marks, and in Spanish it is not allowed to use them separately, unlike English, where they are only used at the end.
1- Jaimito in class
In class they ask jaimito:
-Let's see Jaimito, what sign is your mother?
- Well, it must be an exclamation, because he spends all day yelling at me!
2- Hallowen Night
On a Halloween night two vampires met in a cave… One asks the other:
- What is your name? To which he responds:
- «Vampidito»… and you?
- My name is «Oto»
- Oto? Asks Vampidito.
- And Oto answers: yes, »oto vampidito»!
3- Trees
What did one tree say to the other?
"They stood us up!"
4- Fish that smells
What is the fish that smells a lot?
Peztoso !!
5- Oscultation
Doctor, I come to hide me
"Quick, in the arsmario!"
6- Delivery
Doctor, how was the delivery?
- Everything went well, but we had to put oxygen on the baby.
- But are you crazy? I wanted to name him Ernesto!
7- Moon and Sun
What did the moon say to the sun?
You're so big and they still won't let you go out at night!
8- Tomato sneezing
How does a tomato sneeze?
-Catsuuuuuup !!!!!
9- Spoon and gelatin
What did the spoon say to the gelatin?
- Don't tremble, coward!
10- The height of the book
What is the height of a book?
May the leaves fall off in autumn!
11- Pepito
Pepito's brother arrives from school and Pepito asks him:
- What are you giving at school now?
- Decimals.
- Oh! How nice! With their igloos, their sleds and their husky dogs…
12- distracted mother
Mom, Mom, I failed Geography because I didn't know where the Atlantic Ocean was.
- That happens to you for being so messy!
13- Centipedes
A centipede knocks on another centipede's door:
-Open, please, a chicken wants to eat me!
-Just let me put my shoes on and I'll open you.
14- The bathroom
Daddy's the bathroom spinning?
- No, son.
- Well then I peed in the washing machine!
15- The brother of the bicycle
Do you know that my brother has been riding a bicycle since he was four years old?
Mmm, it must already be far!
16- The lazy
Martinez, you are fired!
- But I haven't done anything!
- That's why, that's why.
17- Augustine
Hi. Are you Augustine?
- No, the truth is that I'm uncomfortable !.
18- Celiac
I am Celiac.
- Delighted !, I Antoniaco.
19- The slab
What is a slab?
A very beautiful flower!
20- The grapes
Two grapes, one green and one purple, are quietly chatting:
The green grape says to the purple:
-BREATHEAAAA!
The purple grape answers the green one:
-AND YOUR MADURAAA!
21- The oranges
There are two oranges in the kitchen and one says to the other:
-What time is it?
-The other scared orange shouts: oh, an orange that talks!
22- The banana
A banana goes to the bus stop, comes across an apple and asks:
Have you been waiting long?
The apple responds:
Not if I was always an apple!
References
- Exclamation marks (s / f) Retrieved: December 02, 2017 in es.wikipedia.org
- Exclamation marks - use, rules and example. (s / f) Retrieved: December 02, 2017 at Celeberrima.com
- McCoy Julia, (s / f) Exclamation Point (Exclamation Mark) - How to Use It Properly Retrieved: December 02, 2017 at grammarly.com