- Jaimito and Colón
- 4 × 4
- English level
- books
- The river
- Tabs
- Blue paint
- The Jaguars
- Dog and cat
- The cats
- The tomatoes
- Mexican and Chinese
- Pepito and the teacher
- The fish and his father
- The street
- The snake
- The pharmacy
- The tamal
- The fox and the dog
- References
The jokes with analogy for children are ideal for them to learn the similarities between different things. The word analogy refers to the relationship of similarity between different things.
In grammar, analogy refers to the similarity that exists between linguistic components that have the same functions or have some significant coincidence. It is about comparing elements that have similar characteristics.
Jaimito and Colón
The teacher asks Jaimito:
-Jaimito: Why is Columbus famous?
-For his memory, teacher.
- Because of his memory?
-Yes, because in their monument they always put «in memory of Columbus».
4 × 4
A mother talks to her son:
-Let's see son: how much is 4 × 4?
-Tie.
-And how much is 2 × 1?
-Offer.
English level
One person says to another:
-English level?
-Tall.
-Translate "memory"
-Memory.
-Use it in a sentence.
-Once I threw myself out of the window and "memory."
books
One book tells another:
-You look thinner.
-Thank you; they removed my appendix.
The river
First act: A man goes into a river and comes out black.
Second act: Another man goes into the river and comes out black.
Third act: Another man goes into the river and comes out black.
How is the play called?
The river leaves neiro.
Tabs
Says one to another:
-What are you doing with your eyes closed in front of the computer?
-Windows told me to close the tabs.
Blue paint
Two men talk:
-But man, why are you taking a bath with blue paint?
-Because my girlfriend is going on a trip.
-And that has to do?
-I want to always be blue.
The Jaguars
One man says to another:
-Do you know what one jaguar says to another?
- "Jaguar you?"
Dog and cat
One friend tells another:
-Hey, my cat has killed your dog.
-But how is my cat going to kill your dog? If my dog is a Doberman that measures two meters!
-I already know it! I mean the jack in my father's car.
The cats
Two cats meet:
-Meow meow.
-Wow, whoa.
-Hey, if you're a cat, why are you barking like a dog?
-Because I am bilingual!
The tomatoes
Two tomatoes are crossing the street and a car runs over one of the tomatoes. And the other asks:
-What did they do to you?
-Ketchup.
Mexican and Chinese
A Mexican meets a Chinese and says:
-Hello.
-13:30.
Pepito and the teacher
Pepito asks the teacher:
-Profe, you who know a lot should know…
-What, Pepito?
-If cats scratch, do spiders crawl?
The fish and his father
One little fish asks another:
-What does your dad do?
-Nothing.
The street
A judge addresses a defendant:
- Defendant, speak now or be quiet forever.
-I choose street.
The snake
Someone yells:
"Help, a snake bit me!"
-Cobra?
-Not free.
The pharmacy
In the pharmacy:
- Do you have pills for fatigue?
-They are sold out.
The tamal
How do you tell a tamale that it is sick? Tamalito.
The fox and the dog
A fox and a dog stumble. The fox says, "I'm sorry," and the dog replies, "I'm Perry."
References
- Dictionary of the Royal Spanish Academy. (s / f). dle.rae.es. Royal Academy. Retrieved on December 03, 2017.
- Dictionary of the Royal Spanish Academy. (s / f). dle.rae.es. Royal Academy. Retrieved on December 03, 2017.
- Definition of analogy from the Cambridge Advanced Learner's Dictionary & Thesaurus. Cambirdge University Press. Retrieved on December 2, 2017.